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Showing posts with label Masaledar-Jokes. Show all posts

True Love Joke | Jokes In Hindi

True love ki 8 nishaniya:
1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte hai..
.
2: aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai
.
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka
dil or tej dhadkta hai..
.
4: aap muskurate hai jab

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Customer In Bank Very Funny Jokes In Hindi

Customer (In Bank)- Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?

Clerk - 3 din me.

Customer - Dono bank amne-samne hai fir bhi itna samay kyu ?

Clerk - Sir Procedure to Follow karna padta hai na.

Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?

Customer behosh !!

 
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Boy And Mom Funny Jokes In Hindi

5 yr old boy:
I Love u Mom.
MoM: Awww! I Love u Too.
16 yrs Old Boy:
I Love u Mom.
MoM: Sorry! I Have No

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Funny Jokes Of Kanjoos In Hindi

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
.
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
.
service center wale call kr ke khud
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Dhoom 3 Funny Joke | Jokes In Hindi

Dhoom 3 me kaam karke Aamir khan ne
Engineering Student ko Kya sandesha diya..?

?
?
?
?
?

Bhale hi aap Aamir ki
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Kanjoos Couple ki Love Story | Funny Hindi Jokes

Amazing Love Story:

A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love With Kanjoos Girl..

Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge
To Mai Gali Me
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3 Idiot Most Funny Long Joke | Funny Hindi Jokes

3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

Rancho: *Smiling*

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe
ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook
me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj
bana
diya hai...bohot
maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki
zarurat nai
hai...Tell me what is
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America, India And China Police Ka Competetion | Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek Baar america, china or India ki
Police me baat hui ke dekhte
hai teeno me
sabse Tez kaun
hai...???

Uske Baad Ek Khargosh jungle me chora
gaya..
America police ne Khargosh ko
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