Funny Jokes In English | Engineer Wife Is Missing Funny Jokes

An engineer went to police station for filing report
for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) , she went for
shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector: What is her height
Engineer: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Engineer: Never
noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Engineer: Changes according to
season
Inspector: What was she wearing
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don't
remember exactly
Inspector: Was she going in a car??
Engineer: yes
Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of
the car
Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter
V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed
with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all
light functions and has a very thin scratch on the
front left door
…. And
theN the engineer started crying.
Inspector: Don't worry sir,
.
.
We will find your car.!!
  

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